October 05, 2004 - 5:00 p.m.

Guess what I hit?

Luke: Hi, everyone, since Lara won't say it for herself....

Guess!!

Snake: A monkey!

NO! This was a while ago, and I just remembered now to add it, but it HAS to be in here because I think I am the only person in the world to hit...

A GREAT BLUE HERON

Yeah I think Im going to hell. Anyone who hit s bird that's 4 feet tall IN FLIGHT has to be going to hell...right?

Luke: You werent aiming for it...were you?

Luke, Im not THAT mean! It got in my way! I was driving home sometime in early September or late August and it flew out in front of me from a pond it was wading in... I was like "Wow! It's so cool! It's headed this way... What is it? STUPID? Shit! THUD"

Thirty seconds after I was laughing hard because I couldnt believe I could hit something so weird.

Luke: They've definately reserved a place for you in hell... Because you laughed!

It was funny at the time!

There was no damage to the car at all...which is odd.. I hit it doing about 60km/h.

I just thought I'd like to share that with you before they cart my ass off to jail for killing Big Bird..

In other news I walked around the entire warehouse looking for a product that ultimately didnt exist. It wasnt in the factory. Nice that they tell me these things. That's half an hour I'll NEVER get back!

"Women..."

"...are great. See? You must be so tired you forgot to finish that sentence!"

"Thanks..." - GanGStar and I talk about nothing at all while I tease him relentlessly.

Watch Dr. Phil! (it's on now!!)

- Lara

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