December 27, 2004 - 3:16 p.m.

*Lara walks in, fuming, holding a baseball bat and screaming bloody murder*

Cars hate me! ALL of them! You did this!! *points to the Toyota*

Toyota: Im buried under a mound of snow. Dont look at me!

Luke: Something the matter?

My car wont start! It just... it just wont! *gives up and punks down on the floor with a sigh* It goes like this: 'Rawr rawr rawr rawr..putt putt!' but it wont turn over! It just makes me so tired and frustrated!

After such a great boxing day, THIS happens. My car is fine! So whats wrong with it? It's not that cold!

Luke: How cold was it?

-15 C. But it warmed up to -6! It's not cold!

Audience member #70: That isnt cold?? You're a nutjob! You're worse than they say!

*Snake punches the guy in the face*

Snake: That's for being a dillhole! *punches the guy beside him* And that's for allowing it to happen!

Audiencec Member #71: Oww! What the hell? I just got here...

Toyota: I'd help you but Im stuck in the snow. Nice, eh?

Screw you. *stalks off*

Toyota: I try to be nice! What'd I say!!??

Snake: You all upset Lara! Feel shame!

"Lara (2:05:47 PM): car wont start
everbeeninlove (2:06:45 PM): too cold?
Lara (2:06:57 PM): I dunno
Lara (2:07:00 PM): fuckit
everbeeninlove (2:07:37 PM): yeah, maybe that'll give it enough heat to start up!
Lara (2:08:28 PM): shut up
everbeeninlove (2:08:43 PM): okie!" - Well, that was easy.... If only all men listened this way...

Shut up,

Lara

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