January 11, 2005 - 1:30 p.m.

HAPPY DAY!

Snake: Yay! Things are good!! *picks up a newspaper* What the--? NO! Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston....seperated!!

Luke: Maybe they'll be "Friends" *snickers as he makes the air quotes*

Snake: ....shut up!

Im sure you'll get over it, doll.

Guess what I did yesterday!!

Luke: Slept? Ate?

Well, yes... And applied to college, because I want to go to school very badly! Wouldnt that rock? Now it's that dreaded waiting game. I hate the waiting game...

Snake: What happened to you car? Is it better?

Yeah, Dad taught it a lesson. He tramped on the gas while he started it and that woke her up. I dont think that's the right way to do things but there you have it..

I got laid off this week so I have tons of free time. My brother is working night shifts at this one factory nearby so he sleeps during the day and I cant party... :(

Audience Member #22: By party you must mean watching Star Wars really loud by yourself...

Exactly!

Hey...wait a second... not 'really' loud...

Today is: *blares trumpet fanfare* The 5 Month Belly Button Anniversary!

I dont know why Im still counting.

Audience member #3: I have a belly button and you dont see me bragging about it...

Snake: I have one!

Can I see it?

Snake: Maybe later...

I'd better go do somekthing productive with my time. Something that doesnt cost any money...

"You stole everything from me except the black off my behind!" - Steve Harvey. Anyone else think it's dumb that blacks have to tell people they are black? Im pretty sure the general populace is a keen observer of that fact...

You stole the white off my white ass,

Lara

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