January 14, 2005 - 2:53 p.m.

I want to share something with you! Because I cant keep something this dumb a secret!

Snake: ooo, boy..

See, I chat on Yaho! to kill time. Some people are really great and I love talking to them, but most are lame. In fact, I have met the lamest person ever! He's old enough to be my dad and thinks he is so soooo smart! I crack up just thinking about it

So I shall share a convo with you right now!!

(I changed my name to protect my identity...that and I dont need ppl finding my on Yahoo and saying "Yeah you're cool/uncool")

luckydog21_2000: IC. What's your real name? After all this time I don't know. Did I give you mine?
LARA: I dunno if I did or not
LARA: It's Lara
luckydog21_2000: Really.....mine's Rick.
LARA: I know. lol
luckydog21_2000: You joker
LARA: no you told me ages ago
luckydog21_2000: I thought so. Years ago I had a girlfriend named LARA. She moved away to Louisiana.
LARA: thats why it says 'rick' instead of luckydog on my chat window
luckydog21_2000: Well thankyou.
luckydog21_2000: You're funny
luckydog21_2000: in sort of a subdued way
**SOME TIME LATER, BLAH BLAH**
luckydog21_2000: Have you cut your hair lately?
LARA: not since march
luckydog21_2000: Pretty long now then
luckydog21_2000: It grows fast doesn't it
LARA: past my shoudler
LARA: mine takes forever to grow
luckydog21_2000: Is it curly?
luckydog21_2000: Just straight then.
luckydog21_2000: Well if you let it grow long enough, you could knit a sweater for yourself. LOL
LARA: wow that was random
luckydog21_2000: That would be cool
luckydog21_2000: Always wanted to see a woman do that
LARA: knit a hair sweater?
luckydog21_2000: Yeh! You think?
LARA: it would be itchy
luckydog21_2000: Yeh and shampooing it would be weird
LARA: very much so
luckydog21_2000: Maybe I should make my fortune by inventing the process for womens hair sweaters.
LARA: if you can find the clientelle
luckydog21_2000: Hey I bet I'd have some takers no doubt
luckydog21_2000: Or how about pocket implants?
LARA: say what?
luckydog21_2000: I knew you'd freak
luckydog21_2000: What the mind can conceive, it can achieve!
LARA: I dont even know what a pockey implant is
LARA: are they velcro pockets you can stick where ever?
luckydog21_2000: No pockets made of skin....permanent
LARA: I dont think that's possible
luckydog21_2000: Probably not, but hey, might work!
luckydog21_2000: Just think you'd always have a pocket to use
LARA: if you didnt pass out from looking at it
luckydog21_2000: You got a point
luckydog21_2000: how about velcro underwear?
LARA: I believe thats called 'diapers'
luckydog21_2000: Oh yeh. hmmm
luckydog21_2000: Well the ideas just keep rollin out of my head.

FREAK! Laugh at his idiocy! And then the one day he called me "Lover" EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! *screams!*

LARA: Im leavin'. See ya

(Like how I dont even say why? LOL Im THAT rude)

luckydog21_2000: Ok Take care. Lover

It's like you are a dirty old man that needs to be shot. NO I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

Some people just are too weird even for me,

Lara

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