January 30, 2005 - 10:11 p.m.

Wow, it's been forever. Hello, by the way.

Well a lot has happened since....whenever I wrote last. I am expecting my third child and get my Nobel Prize in Bacon Engineering this weekend. I live in a box. My life long dream.

Audience member #52: Dude, you posted two weeks ago!

Really? Seems longer than that..

In any case (for I love the term 'in any case') I DO have stuff to report! I drove to Toronto to take a test for college and booked a hotel room for a trip me and two other girls are taking.

Luke: I thought you hated Toronto..

Well I do, but it's a city! And cities have a lot of interesting people.

Luke: Who's the guy?

No guy! At least, that's not why Im going down!

Luke: So who is he?

Im ignoring you! This trip is going to be great! I booked a hotel down there and my friend Joanne and her friend are going down there with me! We are taking the bus. An adventure! We are going to go to clubs. We going to have fun! We are going (and this is no secret!) to drink!

I may have secured a tour guide to show us around. He's so nice.

Luke: There's the guy!

Are you drinking?

Luke: *Glancing at the bottle of rum in his hand* Maybe.

You oddball! In any case, he's like the same as me in humor and wit and he wants to do something with his life AND he can use vocabulary words. I doubt I'll meet him actually. He has his life and I have mine but me and Jo and Andra are going to have all sorts of fun! And we are getting guys to buy us drinks! ;)

Dont worry! I am not a slut, or a drunk or a drug addict. I will NOT under any circumstances do drugs EVER. Im a good girl :) My homies can vouch!

Luke: You're cute.

You ARE drunk! Where's Snake?

Luke: I found rum in the cabinet. Snake found rum too!

Crickey!

*Luke points to Snake, who is passed out on the floor.*

Luke: What an ass.

Go sober up!

"That's my car, son!" - Grand Theft Auto. I am saying 'son' a lot. It bugs people. That's why I do it.

Bug 2 people a day,

Lara

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