February 01, 2005 - 10:03 p.m.

HAPPY FEBRUARY!

January is dead. I slayed it with my garden rake! I beat it into submission until it begged for death!!

Then I ran it over with my fickle car...which almost didnt start today. Whats up with that? It's only -1C out... Psshhaw!

I bought yet more time for my cell phone... Because someday someone will call me on it!! I mean...law of averages right? Ive used it a few times. My mother feels better when I use it. I hate talking on it though, because I feel like everyone can hear it within a 7 foot radius and because I feel like Im yelling when Im talking into it...and I cant control that! Im a cell yacker... *hangs head in shame*

My old boss used to call and it hurt to talk to her... She's a phone yeller! You needed a bottle of aspirin after talking to her...and then you crawl into the fetal position shortly afterwards.

Audience member #40: Fetal position? What the hell?

I dont know! Stop bothering me! Where's my "Audience Control" stick...?

Luke: I have a headache..

Audience member #40: Crawl into the fetal position!

Shut yer hole!

In any case, I'd better go and see about how my college applications are coming along...and to try to get the cat to stop touching me. No means no!!

"You're not going to eat that breakfast!" - Me

"I will so! I'll eat it all day long!!" - Jo. She is not going to eat that continental breakfast. I bet you! I bet 20 bucks on it!

Let your weather be moderatly cold and not incredibly cold,

Lara

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