February 08, 2005 - 8:57 p.m.

*Lara's sitting on the stage, swinging her feet and looking bored*

Snake, can I have a coloring book?

Snake: I used them all up! Bored?

Well, yeah.. My car is going into the shop, I hate this job and am doing anything to avoid doing it more than two days a week, and I am slowly going stir crazy.

Luke: You hate your job why?

Audience member #51: She's miserable therefore she's happy! She's a woman, after all!

THAT is the most sexist thing I've ever heard! You are so MALE!

Luke: Anyone else see the irony? Anyone? It just me?

Snake: I didnt iron anything..

To answer Luke's question, the job is dull and now they have complicated paperwork to go with it. It's like the boss said "Duhhh...what a lame job! Lets make them confused too! *drools and picks nose* I have a thumb up my ass! And I dont get your jokes! And you should just not have a life and we can call you anytime, Lara! It's as if we FORGOT why you quit."

Snake: Why DID you quit?

Luke: That was over-mocking.

I quit because it was lame, Snake! And I couldnt take the constant psycho nagging.

Luke: And yet here you are.

Money is money. I'd like some cash for this trip Im taking.
Even though I feel like I have plenty, I am thrifty like that. And I hate that feeling when you buy something when you have no job and that voice in your head says "spending spending spending!! stop stop stop!!" Can you tell I couldnt relax in college?

Luke: You need to go out and have fun. Go!

But--

Luke: Scat! Leave! Fun!

Snake: Sentence! Fragments! Lame!

Luke: You arent helping.

Fine I'll leave, but I'll be back.

Audience member #90: Thanks for the warning, threatmaster!

"gin smells like cedar trees!" - Me in a chat with my friend. Or do cedar trees smell like gin?

LARA (2:27:10 PM): "See the flower, pick the flower, eat the flower, caulifower!"

JO (2:27:44 PM): huh?

JO (2:27:52 PM): that song will give u cancer

JO (2:27:57 PM): dont sing it agian

JO (2:28:01 PM): ever

Whiff a cedar,

Lara

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