February 14, 2005 - 7:06 p.m.

*Lara plunks a box of chocolates on the closest table* Happy Valentine's Day!

Audience Member #12: Says the single girl with no life!

Hey! I have a life! I have friends! I have MALE friends!

Luke: Key word 'friends'.

Yeah... But I know people! That's all Im saying!

Snake: I made you a valentine! *Hands Lara a card made of red construction paper with pink hearts* It's a pop up card! See? You open it and then the little duck's mouth moves!

Luke: "Have a Quacky Valentine's Day"?

Snake: It's "wacky", only a duck says quack. Get it?

Luke: Oh, I got it.... *rolls his eyes*

Snake: I dont think you did.

Anyways, the month is half over! This is great news, because winter is dying and soon spring will come! Spring means no snow, and dirt, and leaves, and trips, and hair cuts.

You know what I miss? The leaves rustling in the trees. I miss that sound so much. Last year, I missed the rain. This year it's the leaves. It rained today.. Freezing rain but rain nonetheless. It's supposed to snow later but I cant let that get to me. Ive tackled the winter blahs pretty good so far.. I just have to hold out a little while longer...

Snake: Think yellow!

Luke: Yellow? What pills are you popping?

Snake: Yellow is the happiest color I know. When you get stuck amidst death and suffering and you feel nowhere is haven...I think of yellow.

Luke, I think you upset him. So now you have to say something equally as embarassing.

Luke: Fine...One time I kissed--

Something we DON'T know.

Luke: Oh. Okay, uh...One time in elementary school I was in a spelling bee and I spelled 'public' as 'pubic' in front of my entire 7th grade class.

*Everyone laughs hysterically*

Luke: Yeah they laughed just like that. *sighs*

This goes to show, people, that no one is perfect.

Audience member #9: So where's your embarassing moments?

This is MY diary! They're everywhere! Do you not listen?

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm." - Winston Churchill. He is so right, you know! Another lesson for everyone!

Close the Iron Curtain or are you trying to heat the neighbourhood??

- Lara

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