February 16, 2005 - 11:45 a.m.

Woohoo, February is one day closer to being OVER! February is the shortest month of the year...so why does it have to be so long????

I have to work again. I know I know, Im so friggin lazy! Im used to not working! Im doing afternoon shift this week and all next week. I havent even started and Im counting the days until it's over. Thank the Force that school is different. Its not a job so it just is different in a tolerable way.

It's at the Honda plant at the previous job that I quit (see journal entry entitled 'I QUIT' for details on that ugly chapter of my life...) They just won't leave me alone! Im a fuggin' mercenary. Im only in it for the money. Money is nice. It buys things that looking pretty cant buy you. Like school.

Audience member #98: Im sure if you worked at it your looks could pay for school.

That's retarded. That would be as much work as an honest living so why bother? I'd have to buy the mascara that curls and adds volume. That stuff's expensive.

Audience member #4: Yeah but you gotta bait the tip jar!

What the hell does that even mean?

Luke: I think he means that if you put some money into it, you'll get more out of it. Seed money for the tip jar as it were.

It's still a no.

Im still in my pajamas. I will be until its time to go to work and I will don that unflattering ugly shirt that represents that shitty lowerclass job I do. I mean, seriously...it's a job for people who are at the end of their rope and want easy money. Drug dealing is a step up from it!! At least with drug dealing the government doesnt tax you and you make a ton of cash...From what I hear.

"You're saying that she's too small town for Dogriver?" - Lacey

"That's right, Big City." - Karen. From that popular Canadian show "Corner Gas". That's saying a lot, since the town I live in is bigger than Dogriver.

Damn shitty job...*grumbles about drug dealing*,

Lara

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