March 05, 2005 - 1:04 p.m.

*YAWNS*

I have cold feet. Just thought everyone would like to know. Plus Im bored.

I went to Kitchener yesterday, but my brother opened my passengers side door and crammed it into an iceledge that had formed on my car, effectively denting it. Surprisingly I am not mad. I just chipped the ice off and told myself it was a lesson in my laziness, because I should have removed the ice before that. Lesson learned.

Anyways, I went to a meeting for a college in kitchener (the one I dropped out of, actually) about Occupational/ Physiotherapists Assisstant. Man, was that a waste of my time.

Luke: But if you didnt go you would have always wondered.

No, not really. It was dumb and I knew it. I was 10 minutes late and it was still too long. BORING! And I dont want to do that as a career so double boring...

The video the lady showed to demonstrate the job outline of the OTA/PTA was interesting. This guy was a spinal victim, so he had a halo on (a device drilled into your skull so you dont move...sounds worse than the actual thing it's preventing but there you go...) so the Assisstant was transferring him from the wheelchair to the bed to initiate therapy.

After like 20 minutes of painstaking transfer (the sound is off and the instructor chick was talking over it) the vic is finally on the bed, ready for therapy. At this point in time Im watching the video more than listening to the instructor (just like the good ol' days of Paramedic training!).

I looked away for one minute (one minute I swear to god!) to ask a question to show Im smarter than all the dumbasses in the room. When I look back, I see the vic has a huge boner through his sweatpants. I smirked. Hella amusing. I kept making snide remarks in my head, calling the lady in the video a tease. Maybe his turn on is like being therapied on.

Luke: Guys cant help these things!

Snake: ...was she hot?

She was old. Like....old. Too old to be hot. But then again the guy wasnt a catch himself. So I left the room laughing because I dont want a career turning crippled guys on. I'd feel..dirty.

Then we went to the mall, and my brother bought a dvd set of a funny show but I didnt buy ANYTHING! Boy was I upset. I have nothing to show for this trip except a dent in my vehicle and a hilarious memory. AND that meeting at the college was not required for the admissions process! UGH!

"Oh, if only you tried 1% HARDER!" - Me. This dumbass chick had a 74% average blah blah sob story.. and the cut off is a 75%. Staying awake in highschool is a sure fire 75%....sheeze.. some ppl are idiots..

- Lara

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