March 14, 2005 - 2:16 p.m.

I havent been in the mood to update this lately. I get all gung-ho (hehehe gung ho...) to update, then I see the blank page and go 'Man, now I gotta type shit.' I hate it when I have to 'type shit', especially since my typing has gone down the crapper since Im not in school anymore... Damn.

Tomorrow's going to be a busy day. The tatto shop I frequent is having a sale on jewelry, so I have to go (yes I HAVE to!) and see what they have! Also, I designed my tattoo, and want to ask someone about it. How long it will take, how much, the healing process etc. I know the answers to most of those questions, but I want to make sure. Since it's not the standard flash on the walls, the price may be affected. I also need to get some money and wash my car. Yessir, this week is turning up roses, my friend (or whoever the hell is reading this..)

I made a cake the other day-Double chocolate-and I put it in the oven to bake. Next thing I know Im walking by the oven and see two mini pizzas, each on either side of my precious cake. I hate oven sharing. And I really hate it when someone 'sneaks' food into the oven when I am using it. This happens a lot more than you might think. And it affects the baking time, people!!

I love it when they sneak in the food, afraid dictator Lara will yell at them. My mother is famous for it. I made this sauce cake thing and I set the oven at 350 (because thats what the directions say!) and Mum puts in a chicken and cranks it to 400. Okay, not a chicken... It was like fishsticks or something but my point remains! You cant just shove food in and expect the cake to bake the same! Or evenly for that matter!

This is just bad baking manners!

Audience Member #4: Where's Snake and Luke?

I let them out for March Break. It's only fair.

My brother bought a PS2 game called Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening. It's the best game ever. Dante is the best! And Demons are cool. (I dont worship Satan, dont message me calling me a goth or a satanic cult worshiper.)

"You sure know how to throw a party. No food, no drinks, and the only lady just left." - Dante. He's such a rockstar.

Pride for my father, down by the water, black night, dark skies, the Devil's cry,

Lara

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