April 20, 2005 - 5:54 p.m.

Today is pot smoking day. Happy 'Way to Ruin Your Life' Day. Okay, Im a tad melodramatic, but that's the way everyone likes it so it's here to stay.

Pot isnt that bad. It's not that good either, though. It warps your DNA and affects fertility rates in both men AND women so watch out stoners. But then again, I'd hate to see children of stoners...so maybe it's good that it's birth control...

Yesterday was fab. Me and my brother (LOL I almost wrote 'bother'. *Snicker*) went to a local flea market. Bro bought a katana (a japanese sword) and I wore shorts. Yes, it was so nice I wore shorts! I NEVER do!!

Luke: Neither do I. They annoy me..

You'd look funny in shorts..

Snake: Yeah...like a cricket!

Luke: A pale, pale cricket. You'd look like a geek in shorts too, Snake.

Snake: Darn right I would...but this is about YOU, Skywalker.

In any case, I cut my nails. They actually got too long. And seeing as they are interfering with typing (though no one will believe me on that one..), putting on jewelry (namely my navel barbells), dialing on my my cell phone (those keys are small), doing up my pants and zipping zippers (I kinda want those pants done up..), and playing playstation (nothing interferes with my playstation!), I got sick of dealing with them and cut them. I look at my fingers now and see how stubby and naked they seem, but I know I'll get over it.

This week Ive been trying to keep busy, since it's officially seven days until I get my tattoo and want these seven days to go by quickly.

*Luke just rolls his eyes*

Yeah yeah, Luke. I get it.

Luke: No, I dont think you do.

Snake: We all do things people disapprove of. Im a bad ass and I kill people...and you exist.

Luke: Hey! You exist too, buddy!

Technically, both of you are concepts of George Lucas and Hideo Kojima. Snake, your voice is played by David Hayter. Luke, you are portrayed by Mark Hamill. You dont really exist on your own.

Luke: Yeah, well people dress up as me for halloween!

Whatever helps you sleep at night, Lukie.

"There is an old joke. 'People say who made us? The answer is always the same. Haha! It's God." - Some priest on TV talking about religion.

"Huh? That's lame. Not funny, priest dude." - Me

"What's the joke? How is that a joke??" - Mum

"Do Catholics hate humor or what?" - Me.

I guess organized religion tells their sheep that laughing's a sin because it's always at someone or something. All the fun shit's a sin...

- Lara

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